The Stockpocalypse: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind in 2023

Chapter 1: The Stock Market is Not Your Friend

In 2023, the stock market is more confusing than a toddler in a toy store. But fear not, dear reader, for we have you covered.

Chapter 2: How to Make a Profit Without Losing Your Shirt

Chapter 3: The Art of Investing for Beginners

Learn how to invest like a pro without becoming a pro-level expert.

Chapter 4: Diversify Your Portfolio (But Not Your Personality)

Chapter 5: The Dark Arts of Short Selling

Because who needs friends when you can short-sell your way to success?

Chapter 6: The Short Selling Guide to Not Losing Your Mind